Saturday, May 10, 2014

The Hulk : Hypothetical experience of Shopping through Baggout !!!

What to buy... where to buy??? I am not getting... scroll down, off mouse button is so small... (Inside brain feeling irritated) Hulk Smashshshhshsh...... ! no No NO... OMMMM....... !

Got it got it..... This is Extra Large T... I need some thing more than extra!

OHHHHH !

Last night I wear new shirts and trousers..... Now all gone!!! 

What to buy? Where to buy???

Ghrrrrr.... Where is Betty? bETTYYyyy... beTTTYYYYY!

(Betty gone with Iron Man for Dinner)

Ohhh.... Betty gone! Cannot remain Bruce anymore... I am becoming the green ugly monster!

No.. no.. Control!!! OM namah Shivaya!!! I need Ganga water to flow by my head to keep it cool.

Betty... put some Ganga water in my head, where are you!

(No response)

What to buy? Where to buy?

Lets go out for some meditation or else I will become very angry. I have to learn the anger management.

Betty's father always put the gun on my head. Green monster is a parody. I want to make people have fun and entertain them. Not remember Tarzan the ape-man... Then I am another green ape. Godzilla becomes popular, Tony becomes the playboy... I remain the Hulk.

Even I can't propose Betty... I do not know what monster will come out from our relation.

Ohhh... What to buy? My clothes... my clothes.. It seems every day I need new type of clothes... plastic, iron, cotton, silk, all those materials did not fit in my body.
   
None of the sports brands, manufacturing my size of cloths!!!!

They think I am ugly! Smashhhhhh......

I am ugly... ! I am ugly! (Betty enters after a great dinner with Tony).

Who says you are ugly. Comes closer and gives a big big hug. Clam down my boy.. clam down.

How I can calm down. See this mouse is not scrolling down and am unable to get my clothes. I cannot stay bare and green after becoming the monster.

I need cloths those are flexible... like rubbers!!! 

(Betty) Yes I got it ..... got it ... hurray!!!! Check this one. 

But its 7K... how much in my bank account.... Only 6.8K .... How I purchase now!!! 

(Betty) Arrreee.... Baggout giving INR225 cash back!!!  

Thanks God for Baggout that given unlimited options. 










Saturday, February 22, 2014

New Bell's South Africa TV Ad -- The Reader